NO SUPERMODELS!

Hi! I’m seeking a fun, smart, down to earth woman. Someone who enjoys talking and can have conversation about both the big and the little stuff. Most of all, I’m looking for the elusive :best friend with benefits”, who really shares my interests and values and finds me just as fascinating as I find her. I won’t lie and claim physical appearance means nothing, but I’m really not looking for a supermodel. Just someone active, reasonable fit, and kinda cute. I’m not concerned about race or age, as long as we share common interests.

Who is this radical, non supermodel seeking man, you ask? Well, my name is John Nemo, a 39 year old, SWM, never married, no kids. I’m 6’ 2”, and weigh about 250 lbs, but please, think “linebacker” not “couch potato”. I consider myself above average looking, though I doubt Brad Pitt has much to worry about. My eyes are blue and my hair is long and brown. I sport a thick goatee with more than a little gray in it.

I’m honest, honorable, and very intelligent. I’m a good artist, excellent writer, and a decent small engine mechanic. I enjoy exercising, gaming, anime / manga, painting, writing, and books and movies (mostly fantasy, sci-fi, and horror). I know a little Russian, Japanese, Spanish, and Latin.

This is my 19^th year in prison for first degree murder. I’m eligible for parole in 2021. I’m willing to relocate to Vermont, maybe Maine, or elsewhere.

John Nemo #166505

MCF Rush City

7600 525^th Street

Rush City, MN 55069-2227